Health Program Links
Below are links to Houston and other Texas colleges for nursing, pharmacy, medicine, and dentistry.
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Study Resources for MCAT, DAT, OAT, and PCAT |
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UH General Information for Premedical & Predental Students |
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A sodium ion went into a bar to complain about his day's mishaps to the bartender. "And to top everything, someone stole one of my electrons!" he wailed. "Are you sure?" asked the bartender. "I'm positive!" said the ion.
A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender looks at him and says, "For you, no charge."
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What am I? |
| TEACHER: | Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? |
| DONALD: | H I J K L M N O. |
| TEACHER: | What are you talking about? |
| DONALD: | Yesterday you said it's H to O. |